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Husbands say the darnedest things.
My husband is a very expressive sleeper. He sleep talks like crazy. So today I go to wake him up just to ask if he minded if I went and bought a salad from McDonald's. He snakes his head and goes "I had a dream you bought a pet elephant. If you buy an elephant I will divorce you." All while asleep mind you. So he wakes up and I told him I bought a pet elephant and he gave me the best look I have ever seen! My husband is so goofy! Anyone else have any funny husband stories?
@roopsetter lmao .
.... uh oh , idont know if id be able to deal woth that, id probably kick him off thw bed!
.... uh oh , idont know if id be able to deal woth that, id probably kick him off thw bed!
@krizmart- I wish my husband would just slap my butt. He get fully into it and even to the point where we are HAVING SEX then rolls over and continues sleeping. I ask him the next day and he just laughs and says something smart alekey about finishing what he started
Mine is more annoying than funny -.- lol..he slaps my butt in his sleep and curses like a sailor and then when I tell him all about it in the morning, he thinks I'm lying. lol he's super annoying
Those are too funny! My husband is also a very talkative sleeper. One of the funniest things I heard him sleep talk was when he told me "The towelheads are coming, get out of the way!" Haha, he's said plenty more but I can't usually remember them in the morning, I just know they're hilarious at the time.
My Fiancé says the best things while he sleeps but I never remember because he either mumbles or I'll be half asleep and forget, these stories are all to funny and just made my morning haha couldn't help but to lol!!!
Lol the other night my I put my hand on my husband and he pushed my hand away and started cleaning him self off and I was like wtf r u doing he says theres a big on me I was like that was me u idiot lol
In our house it is the other way around. I have night terrors and was medicated for them but now that I am preggers I am off my meds and they are back. I usually scream about spiders a.d kick my hubby out of bed. Usually I.don't remember anything but one night I woke up standing on his side of the bed starring at him. Talk about freeky!
Hahahahaha that would scare the **** out.of me! My husband woke up to me screaming over a roach and did some half *** judo karate kick jump off the bed swung his hands around in judo chop motions then proceeded to hide behind me.
Hahah ! A couple weeks ago, 2 days before I had our daughter, I woke up in the middle of the night and my water was leaking, I go back to bed and tell my fiancé and he wakes up and said "what?! No it's not!" And rolled over and went back to sleep and didn't remember in the morning lol! It ended up being a false alarm lol and I was glad it don't break, who knows what he would have done or said!
Haha these are too funny. The only thing I remeber was a few years ago my boyfriend thought he was fighting someone and ended putting me in a headlock and I woke up scared to death he was killing me lol he was saying your done your done, whatever that meant lol. He finally woke up and was like wtf haha it was priceless
Hahahah!!! Those are great! My husband has cussed me out in his sleep and tried to get me to cut off his leg....he's a blast
Haha my husband has jumped out of bed stood at attention recited his name,rank, and social security number then asked permission to use the bathroom. He usually speaks Vietnamese in his sleep.
Lol that's too funny. My boyfriend talks so much while he's sleeping. I wish I could remember what he says but when he says things I'm like half asleep so I don't remember lol I just know its hilarious at the time.
I think his most famous move would be jumping out of our bathroom stark naked girating his little hips sayin "helicopter helicopter!"
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