I couldn't remember how many zeros are in a thousand. Oh and I peed on myself at work when I sneezed. Lol.
I was at the grocery store and seen a friend and he said "so when your baby due?" I looked.at him kinda confused and said "what baby?" He just laughed and we went our different directions, after I checked out and was getting in my car I remembered I am almost 33weeks pregnant.
Everytime I sneeze I pee myself.
My ex still laughs at me for this one: the first time I had an emotional breakdown, it was because I was convinced he wouldn't help me change diapers. He just dried my tears, told me of course he would, and handed me some ice cream. lol
I started balling my eyes out when my boyfriend made me drop my food on the floor...i stopped crying a minute later and was furious i told him to go make me another sandwich. You do NOT mess with a hungry pregnant womans food!!
I cried on the kitchen floor cause i couldnt open a can of dog food. My bd asks me to do something and i do the complete opposite. He doesnt get that i dont do it on purpose.