One coworker left the remote site in his car, and furry coworker (who had been supposed to stay on site) heard the car start and came running down the neighbor's driveway and into the gate. Fuzzy coworker got a demerit for having been AWOL.
My coworker had a fight with another one of our coworkers about who gets to play x box.
My coworker announced loudly that I need to buy more pimple cream.
Coworkers went to other location for a few days, taking furry little coworkers with them. They keep wanting me to come over too. I don't want to, it's so peaceful at this location with nobody bugging me to do things. They say they will drop by today. I wish they wouldn't.
Today, my coworker rolled their eyes BIG at me when I told them to get out of their pajamas at 3 and asked how long it had been since they'd showered.
We had a bookshelf delivery yesterday (I don't actually know why they didn't cancel it, but they didn't) and my furry little co-workers hid in the garage. They wouldn't come out for the longest time; did not trust the new bookshelves, the men's voices, the door being open or ANYTHING.
These are so funny. Still at work here so still around a couple of real co-workers. However my big co worker at home wants me start working from home. He doesnt get why i cant.
I cant write what my "big" coworker wants to do!! Thankfully i am still working...........
I keep trying to sneak the halvah I bought for myself and my coworker is around all the time and I can't. Too bad he isn't at his other office but it's shut for the duration of the crisis.
Also, my other coworker is getting bored, and wants "us" to clean the garage -- er, I mean, the office-supply storeroom. I really don't wanna clean the goddam storage room, I have to do our taxes. Neither coworker is helpful with taxes, but they are so bored that if I lay out the taxes they are constantly in my face.
I was in the middle of a crisis when my coworker ran into the room asking me to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for him.