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Book Idea still brewing!

I have cried enough, and now that I can barely walk I decided some levity was in order.  I said in an earlier post that I think a book might be in my future.  Let me know what you think about these potential titles:
"How to lose a Sis, Grandmother, a bone and your Sanity in 10 days without really trying." (pen name Lucky)
"The Coke and the Klutz" (alias Grace)
"Dear Sis I am black and Blue over you" (again, Grace is appropriate)
"Soul Sister Soul Sister, where the he-- did you go Sister"  Might not work since she is a white white girl.  

Don't bend over in the tub, stupid, you know that s--- is slick.

Okay, time to go.  I think I need a cup of coffee.  Hugs to all.  Remember, whoever contributes artistically gets a percentage of my royalties!!
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424839 tn?1268186246
title for you to hell and back in 10 days

by the way yes that is my little one in the pics she is my motivation for everything

hugs and stay strong

chris
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We all have our ups and downs, but I have always found that humor can lift the spirits immensely (just a prayer and friends like you can!!)
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402205 tn?1230481005
I don't know if the "Don't bend over the tub" is one to vote on but that is so funny!! I'm so glad you're keeping your sense of humor.
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340590 tn?1290952141
i like the 1st one...glad you still have your sense of humor...in rough times like these it does help you keep your sanity> lol
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390416 tn?1275185087
Even tho you are crying and limping, I 'm glad to see you still have your sense of humor!!!

Sounds like you are doing a lil' better today....(((HUGS)))
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